Make Way for The Sidewalk SUV
2006-07-23 11:13 - Links
On a recent afternoon at Walt Disney World, Dennis Robles was cruising around on an electric "mobility scooter" that the park usually rents out to people with disabilities. Mr. Robles doesn't have a problem walking -- he says he was simply saving up energy for late-night dancing.
Aha! Exactly what this country needs, another way for people to embrace their laziness, and grow fatter and fatter. Just look at the ugly slobs in those pictures. They could all use some exercise! Get off the damn scooter and use your muscles!